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Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

The Last Leaf

"Fresh pepper?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Et in Arcadia Ego

Beginning Yarder.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Hello from the shed.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"