Garden Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

"He promise me the Earth - then got an allotment off the Council."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

...and it's got a very mature garden

Garden Centre - Weapons of Moss Destruction.

Ante-Natal Clinic

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

2Oh, that's a money tree. They're all over Eden."

"This is the best tree ever! Instead of dropping a million little leaves, it only drops one big one."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Taking it easy

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

Mantis Love

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Nature Lovers

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

SPOONING CACTI

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Free Range Golfers

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."