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'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

Biodiversity

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Ostrich Curoisities

Rogue elephant

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'