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Foreigners in Paris - Excitement at the Jardin des Plantes

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'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Digging.

"Love your ambiance!"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'He took a fetching class.'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"We're out of bags."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Paving over the window-box

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"You spoil that plant!"

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

House Plant Party