Backyard Brewmaster Gifts

A Good Batch.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

You've Had Enough!

Beer Stall

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

My dad makes his own beer.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'I brew it myself.'

Tea Snob.

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'