Brewmaster Gifts

'I believe our new brewmaster used to work for a soap company.'

Brewing in Southwark- Fermentation

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

Beer Fancier

'All I talk about is beer and brewing? That's not trub. In fact, it's the wort thing you've ever said to me.'

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

'Since you like dark beer, I thought you might like a dark sandwich.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Toadstools

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

My dad makes his own beer.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Beer Club for Men.

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Tea Snob.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"And now from downtown!"