Brewmaster Gifts

'I believe our new brewmaster used to work for a soap company.'

Brewing in Southwark- Fermentation

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

Beer Fancier

'All I talk about is beer and brewing? That's not trub. In fact, it's the wort thing you've ever said to me.'

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

'Since you like dark beer, I thought you might like a dark sandwich.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

Beer Club for Men.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Tea Snob.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"This is our coffeemaker room."