Brewmasters Gifts

"It's one of those microbrews."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

Beer Club for Men.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Tea Snob.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Now that, my friend, is a beer garden!

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!

"And now from downtown!"

Alcohol Ingredients

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'