Brewmaster's Friend Gifts

'Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

My dad makes his own beer.

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

You've done it again, Harry.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

Bitter End

Tea Snob.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"This is our coffeemaker room."