Brewmaster's Friend Mugs

'Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

My dad makes his own beer.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Bitter End

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Tea Snob.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

You've done it again, Harry.

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Alcohol Ingredients

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'My first drink since my accident.'