Brew Master Gifts

"Shall make another pot?"

'Volunteer?! I thought you said come over and bring the beer!'

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Grinds

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

My dad makes his own beer.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Just a tad more hops.'

Brew Clubs

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"I wanted a job with a few perks."

"It'll cut into our profit margin if we encourage them to drink responsibly."

"This is our coffeemaker room."

A long, long way from indigent, Bert's depedence on coffee knew no bounds.

'This coffee tastes like mud.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"No, sir, we don't do complimentary."

The Coffee Specialist

"Working here includes some pretty sweet perks."

'Is this a 'cup of Joe' or someone else's cup?'

Old Irascible? Someone call?

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Tea Snob.

'All our coffee is freshly ground.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

Bottle Distillery

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"I'm sorry, but 'just plain old coffee' no longer exists."

"She'll come back... She always comes back."