Brew Master In Training Gifts

'Do I bother to check the pH of my home brew? No. Why?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

My dad makes his own beer.

Tea Snob.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"And now from downtown!"

Alcohol Ingredients

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Can I get you another coffee?

"This is our coffeemaker room."