Garden Buddy Gifts

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Bike Rides

Bumble Bee

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Watering the garden gnome

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Beware of the Undergrowth.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."