Backyard Buddies Gifts

Happy Gardening neighbours.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"This never happened."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'I found him on the internet.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Lasso

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'Propane ran out.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'He's barking mad!'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Can't one eat in peace!'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'John... is that a collar?'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'Will work for tummy rub.'