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'That chap really knows his onions!'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Bike Rides

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Bumble Bee

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Biodiversity

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Beware of the Undergrowth.

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Watering the garden gnome

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.