Garden Friend T-Shirts

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Botany Baby!

Taking it easy

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Mantis Love

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Diner

Nature Lovers

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

Thanks for feeding the plants.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

Girl and Flower Sharing a Drink of Water.

Game time.

A gap between the solar panels

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Doc's Kid.

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Gardeners

Caring for the planet