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Diner

'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?'

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

Wow, a dairy farmer! Mine is a hobby farmer, so he doesn't care how much milk I produce: I'm more like a pet to him...

Pen Pals

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Dedication to excellence....

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Do kids eat free?"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Doc's Kid.

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

A solar powered cow.

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

'Doc, what would you charge to remove a spur rowel...'

Happy Easter chaps!