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"You may want to re-think the new look."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Diner

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Doc's Kid.

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Illuminating agricultural production

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

Happy Easter chaps!

Robinia Floribunda

'Doc, what would you charge to remove a spur rowel...'

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

Farm Produce - Sweet Corn Potatoes Rocks

"How about this round mouth shovel."

look dear... I bought two farmers

A really dedicated golfer will do anything to retrieve his ball.

"Hey, this water wasn't yellow a minute ago..."

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'