Farmer's Market Lover T-Shirts

"Are these chemical free?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Scuba cow"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

Larry's Literary Market

"Can you keep a secret?"

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"