Farmers' Market Fanatic T-Shirts

Tomatoes - organic, heirloom, throwing.

Meet the layer.

Cow Pinatas

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

"Do kids eat free?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'The sty is falling!!'

Grocery Shopping

Cow yin yang spots.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Money Tree

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

BOO MOO!

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Some genetically engineered pig

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

Domestic Animals.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.