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Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Grocery Shopping

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

The Rural Bidet...

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

Meet the layer.

Gardener of the Year.

Illuminating agricultural production

Chicken A La King

Bunny Trick

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

Tunnel of Dove.

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

look dear... I bought two farmers

Cornucopia

'These really are the Cheep Seats.'

Truffles for Sale

Grant Wood didn't like the original composition for his 'American Gothic' painting.

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Farmer's Black Market.

'Grandma, show me the chicken's nuggets!'