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Puffs. Gusts. Breezes. Wind Farmers Market.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Grocery Shopping

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

The Rural Bidet...

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

Gardener of the Year.

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

Illuminating agricultural production

Meet the layer.

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

Tunnel of Dove.

Food Fight

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Bunny Trick

Chicken A La King

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

look dear... I bought two farmers

Cornucopia

Cow bell: 'She must have set her bell to vibrate.'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'These really are the Cheep Seats.'

Truffles for Sale

Grant Wood didn't like the original composition for his 'American Gothic' painting.

Hen and pig get coffee then milk from cow.

Farmer's Black Market.