Farmers' Market Enthusiast T-Shirts

Lettuce 20p - "It's gone."

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cow in love'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

An early space launch attempt.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Why markets crash.

Jumping Wall Street.

Cow of BEEF

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Free Range Employees.

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

I've located your problem, luv!

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

'This is a real barnburner.'

Cow yin yang spots.

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."