Farmers' Market Enthusiast T-Shirts

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

An early space launch attempt.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Cow of BEEF

Jumping Wall Street.

Free Range Employees.

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

I've located your problem, luv!

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Dogs and Chickens

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'