Farm Fair Fanatic T-Shirts

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow Pinatas

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Cow of BEEF

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"I'm an enigma!"

Cheesie Rider

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Wild Cow.

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Do kids eat free?"

'The sty is falling!!'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Dogs and Chickens

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Fresh off the Farm.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'