Country Fair Fan T-Shirts

'Wow, that's one prize-winning pig!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I knew she was a kicker.'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

Hay Rides $10

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Face Painting.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Down On the Farm

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Gardener of the Year.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Cotton candy

"Roller coaster, 30 minutes. . . Ferris wheel, 15 minutes. . . Haunted House, 45 minutes. . ."

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

"Your new electric car, isn't what I expected."

Tunnel of Butts.

Frankenstein's monster on sale at the arts and crafts fair.

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."