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"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Face Painting.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Tunnel of Like.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Down On the Farm

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

Cotton candy

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Tunnel of Love.

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

GUESS YOUR WEIGHT, but lie to make you feel better!

'Why did you ask him if all the boats are fitted with stabilisers?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'I knew she was a kicker.'

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

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