Country Fair Lover T-Shirts

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Face painting by numbers.

Hay Rides $10

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Roller Coasters

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Down On the Farm

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'What's the night life-like?

Cotton candy

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

'One large cup of coffee, no cream, no sugar, and one oat bagel, plain, for ol' Comet here.'

OK Yah!

'I knew she was a kicker.'

Urban Squirrels