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'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Abstract expressionist face painting.

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"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Down On the Farm

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Face Painting.

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

'I knew she was a kicker.'

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

Homemade Jam.

See the Amazing Un-Tattooed Lady!!

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

Will spell your name

'Country Village. Population: 1246 (weekends), 27(Mon-Fri).'

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

Too-Humble Pie.