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'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

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"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Down On the Farm

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

'I knew she was a kicker.'

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Homemade Jam.

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

See the Amazing Un-Tattooed Lady!!

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

Will spell your name

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

'Country Village. Population: 1246 (weekends), 27(Mon-Fri).'

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

Too-Humble Pie.

"No, I'm afraid I'm not a princess."