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'I knew she was a kicker.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

Face painting by numbers.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

At the poetic justice fair.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Whack A Soul.

Roller Coasters

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

RAF plane ride.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.