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'Old Gilbert always likes to ham it up a bit.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Tunnel of Like.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Down On the Farm

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Gardener of the Year.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

Cotton candy

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

'This pole dancing is fun.'

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Urban Squirrels

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

'I knew she was a kicker.'