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'Old Gilbert always likes to ham it up a bit.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Tunnel of Like.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Down On the Farm

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Gardener of the Year.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Cotton candy

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

Tunnel of Love.

GUESS YOUR WEIGHT, but lie to make you feel better!

'This pole dancing is fun.'

Urban Squirrels

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!