Country Fairs Gifts

'I knew she was a kicker.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Face Painting.

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

At the poetic justice fair.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Whack A Soul.

Roller Coasters

RAF plane ride.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.