State Fairs Gifts

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

"Pretentious little place, isn't it?"

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Things at the state fair that can give you heartburn...

The Ride of the Valkyries (State Fair)

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Face painting by numbers.

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

At the poetic justice fair.

Whack A Soul.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Roller Coasters