State Fair Gifts

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Funnel of Love

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Face Painting.

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

tnl of lv

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Face Painting.

Roller Coasters

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Whack A Soul.

At the poetic justice fair.

The interminable!

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.