County Fair Fan Gifts

The Big Ham.

'What am I bid for this 1,000 pound llama?' The llama thinks; 'Great. Now EVERYONE knows I'm overweight.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Hay Rides $10

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Face Painting.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Tunnel of Like.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Face Painting.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Down On the Farm

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Gardener of the Year.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Scrambler.

Cotton candy

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

"Roller coaster, 30 minutes. . . Ferris wheel, 15 minutes. . . Haunted House, 45 minutes. . ."

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

'I knew she was a kicker.'

Kissing Booth. $1. Sniffing Booth. 1 biscuit.