County Fair Fan Gifts

The Big Ham.

'What am I bid for this 1,000 pound llama?' The llama thinks; 'Great. Now EVERYONE knows I'm overweight.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Fist Bumper Cars

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Face Painting.

Tunnel of Like.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Face Painting.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Down On the Farm

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Gardener of the Year.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

"Roller coaster, 30 minutes. . . Ferris wheel, 15 minutes. . . Haunted House, 45 minutes. . ."

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Cotton candy

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'I knew she was a kicker.'