Fun Fair Fan Gifts

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Face Painting.

'Before I determine your raise, I should warn you that I'm really out of shape.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Tunnel of Butts.

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

"If your parents ever go to a job fair, don't go. There's no rides, games or cotton candy."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Face painting by numbers.

Fist Bumper Cars

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Tunnel of Like.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'...Please stop the...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

25¢ Ride the Pony

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

World of Cow.

Roller Coasters

Bumper Limos

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Fun at the Fair.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.