Fun Fair Enthusiast Gifts

'If anything happens, Janice, I love you.'

"Just signal like this when you're about to throw up."

'Why did you ask him if all the boats are fitted with stabilisers?'

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Tunnel of Like.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

World of Cow.

Storage Unit of Love

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

25¢ Ride the Pony

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Face Painting.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Fun at the Fair.

Roller Coasters

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Bumper Limos

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."