Funfair Aficionado Gifts

'No safety helmets please.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Dental Floss.

Tunnel of Like.

"Just the single again, Narcissus?"

Face painting.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Face painting by numbers.

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Funnel of Love

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

25¢ Ride the Pony

Storage Unit of Love

World of Cow.

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Face Painting.

Roller Coasters

Bumper Limos

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Fun at the Fair.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.