Fairground Aficionado Gifts

Whack-a-nail.

The Ride of the Valkyries (State Fair)

Southwark Fair.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

The Scanner Of Love.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of Like.

Face Painting.

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Tunnel of Infatuation

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

The First National Sand Bank.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Whack A Soul.

'Mrs. Finnegan put me in the accelerated recess program!'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Golfers lost on the road

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Coconut shy...

Cheese grater slide.

Tunnel of Dove.

'I'm pregnant.'

Pirate at a fairground.

Giraffe swing

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"