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Whack-a-nail.

The Ride of the Valkyries (State Fair)

Southwark Fair.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of Like.

Face Painting.

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

The First National Sand Bank.

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Whack A Soul.

Golfers lost on the road

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

'Mrs. Finnegan put me in the accelerated recess program!'

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

Giraffe swing

Pirate at a fairground.

Cheese grater slide.

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

Coconut shy...

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

'I'm pregnant.'

Tunnel of Dove.

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"