Fairground Fanatics T-Shirts

The Scanner Of Love.

'I'm pregnant.'

Tunnel of Infatuation

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Tunnel of Covid.

Face painting.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of Like.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

World of Cow.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

25¢ Ride the Pony

Fun at the Fair.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Bumper Limos

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"Sorry Kid?"

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.