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"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

Rides $1

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

'Is it just me or are things getting easier these days?'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Kissing Booth

"This makes a lot more money than the Tunnel of Love."

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

'I'm certainly not taking you out onto the Public Highway again, until you've had at least ten hours here...'

Pirate at a fairground.

'First of all - it's a birthmark!'

"Are you sure Frank doesn't know you're going to sack him?"

Taken for a ride

"Whac a mole" "Catch a fish"

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Southwark Fair.

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

The Scanner Of Love.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of Like.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

Tunnel of Infatuation

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

25¢ Ride the Pony