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'He said business was bad but I didn't think it was that bad!!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Southwark Fair.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

The Scanner Of Love.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of Like.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Tunnel of Infatuation

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

A fairground attraction

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

Whack A Soul.

"Is there anybody there?"

Tunnel of Workaholics

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Made in Sweden.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

Pirate at a fairground.

'I'm pregnant.'

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"