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'He said business was bad but I didn't think it was that bad!!'

Southwark Fair.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Tunnel of Like.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

A fairground attraction

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"Is there anybody there?"

Tunnel of Workaholics

Whack A Soul.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Made in Sweden.

'I'm pregnant.'

Coconut shy...

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

Pirate at a fairground.