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Fat woman deceived by Hall of Mirrors.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Southwark Fair.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The Scanner Of Love.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Tunnel of Infatuation

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

A fairground attraction

tnl of lv

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

Whack A Soul.

Tunnel of Workaholics

"Is there anybody there?"

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

Made in Sweden.

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Coconut shy...

Tunnel of Dove.

'I'm pregnant.'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

Pirate at a fairground.

Face Painting.

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"