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Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

Tunnel of Self-Love

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Southwark Fair.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The Scanner Of Love.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Tunnel of love"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Tunnel of Infatuation

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

A fairground attraction

Tunnel of Workaholics

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

Whack A Soul.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"Is there anybody there?"

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Made in Sweden.

Coconut shy...

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

Pirate at a fairground.