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'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Southwark Fair.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The Scanner Of Love.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Mood Swings.

Tunnel of Infatuation

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

A fairground attraction

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Is there anybody there?"

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Tunnel of Workaholics

Whack A Soul.

Children and technolohgy

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Bottle tossing

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Made in Sweden.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

Coconut shy...