Fairground Fun Pillows

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Southwark Fair.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Mood Swings.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

A fairground attraction

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Tunnel of Workaholics

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"Is there anybody there?"

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Children and technolohgy

Whack A Soul.

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Bottle tossing

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

Made in Sweden.

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

'I'm pregnant.'

Coconut shy...