Fairground Enthusiast Pillows

Brexit Festival

Guess your weight

"It's right there in black and white, break two, win a prize."

'This pole dancing is fun.'

Punch and egg thrower

'Are we there yet?'

Bumper Car Share Scheme.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

Southwark Fair.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Tunnel of Like.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

A fairground attraction

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Tunnel of Workaholics

Whack A Soul.

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"Is there anybody there?"

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'