Fairground Visitor Pillows

See the Amazing Un-Tattooed Lady!!

Southwark Fair.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

Whack A Soul.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

'I'm pregnant.'

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

Coconut shy...

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

Pirate at a fairground.

Tunnel of Dove.

"Roller coaster, 30 minutes. . . Ferris wheel, 15 minutes. . . Haunted House, 45 minutes. . ."

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.