Fairground Explorer Pillows

'I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it, sir, but we don't give refunds.'

Tunnel of Self-Love

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

The Grumpometer.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Southwark Fair.

Marshmallows

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Children playing games

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Windmill

A fairground attraction

'I need a jump!'

Childhood

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Automatic swing machine

'Well, it's about time!'

Swinging on the Chandelier

Whack A Soul.

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Bottle tossing

'You're away, Doc!'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Skipping girl.

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."