Fairground Wanderer Pillows

I may need glasses, Martha, but I know when you've gone overboard with your makeup!

Southwark Fair.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The Scanner Of Love.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Tunnel of Infatuation

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Whack A Soul.

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

Pirate at a fairground.

'I'm pregnant.'

Coconut shy...

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

'This pole dancing is fun.'

Tea Cup Ride

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

Rides $1

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'