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I may need glasses, Martha, but I know when you've gone overboard with your makeup!

Southwark Fair.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Whack A Soul.

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

Pirate at a fairground.

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

'I'm pregnant.'

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

Coconut shy...

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

Tea Cup Ride

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

'This pole dancing is fun.'

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

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