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'I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it, sir, but we don't give refunds.'

Tunnel of Self-Love

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

The Grumpometer.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Southwark Fair.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Marshmallows

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing games

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Windmill

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Well, it's about time!'

Automatic swing machine

'I need a jump!'

Childhood

A fairground attraction

Swinging on the Chandelier

Whack A Soul.

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

'You're away, Doc!'

Skipping girl.

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Bottle tossing

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."